Bumper Snickers

Ever have one of those days when you felt like you wanted to tell the whole world how you felt in "just so many" words? You're not alone. Here we have immortalized Bumper Snickers.

49% Sweetheart...51% Bitch
All generalizations are false
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else
Bald Eagle, Spotted Owl, Chicken...These are a few of my favorite foods
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home
Beauty Fades, Stupid is forever
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Few women admit their age, Fewer men act it
Forget about World Peace...visualize using your turn signal @%^(+@$&
Friends help you move; Real friends help you move bodies
He who laughs last thinks slowest
I Brake for Insects
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
I have one nerve left...and you're getting on it!
I Love Cats...They taste just like Chicken!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
It IS as bad as you think, they ARE out to get you
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes
Postal
Pride is what I have. Vanity is what others have
Some people are born stupid, others have to work at it
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill
Sometimes I wake up grumpy...other times I let him sleep
Sweetheart to Bitch in 2.5 Seconds
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog
To bring back to life, add coffee
We are born naked, wet, and hungry...Then things get worse
We have enough Youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
White Lines, Yellow Lines...Just a Concept
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
Your kid may be an honor student...you're still an idiot

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